Time to retire some stories

As a sort of New Year’s resolution I’ve decided to retire a few stories that I sometimes tell people. I suspect I repeat some of these a bit too often (and sometimes to the same person) and they are getting a little stale. Feel free to offer other suggestions.

  • Kicking down door at work
  • My day as a court witness
  • Co-Worker electrocuted and comes back for more
  • Co-worker at Gang Party
  • Co-worker mugged on 1st day in Auckland
  • Colour-blind co-worker and windows
  • My Uncle meets Bill Gates
  • Stories about crazy head of the company I used to work for.
  • The day I meet the guy from the Fraud Squad

The above are all retired until Jan 1st 2015 unless specificly requested.