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Audiobooks – July 2026

Alfred Hitchcock: A Brief Life by Peter Ackroyd

Short biography covers the basics without going into excessive detail but covers the highlights. Worth a read to get the general picture of his life 4/5

The Platinum Age of Television: From I Love Lucy to the Walking Dead, How TV Became Terrific by David Bianculli

Despite it’s title it traces the evolution and keys shows in each genre towards 1999 – 2016 era (The Sopranos to when the book released). Interesting and wide-ranging although US and author centric. 4/5

My Audiobook Scoring System

  • 5/5 = Brilliant, top 5 book of the year
  • 4/5 = Above average, strongly recommend
  • 3/5 = Average. in the middle 70% of books I read
  • 2/5 = Disappointing
  • 1/5 = Did not like at all
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Audiobooks – June 2026

Eisenhower in War and Peace by Jean Edward Smith

A good single volume biography. Lots of details on his early life and his Military career. A bit less as president. Recommended 4/5

How Apollo Flew to the Moon by W. David Woods

Amazingly detailed book covering systems and operations for every step of a mission. Read this after the popular Apollo books and fill in all your gaps. Highly Recommend 5/5

My Audiobook Scoring System

  • 5/5 = Brilliant, top 5 book of the year
  • 4/5 = Above average, strongly recommend
  • 3/5 = Average. in the middle 70% of books I read
  • 2/5 = Disappointing
  • 1/5 = Did not like at all

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Audiobooks – May 2026

For the Love of Trains: Celebrating 200 Years of British Railways by Paul Routledge

A mix of rail history and stories of the author’s life and journeys. An okay light read but either topic is better served elsewhere 3/5

The Bigger Picture: My Blockbuster Life & Lessons Learned Along the Way by Jan Landau

Memoir of a film producer (Titanic etc). I think the early parts tend to work better with the last third being less interesting. But in general worth reading. 4/5

My Audiobook Scoring System

  • 5/5 = Brilliant, top 5 book of the year
  • 4/5 = Above average, strongly recommend
  • 3/5 = Average. in the middle 70% of books I read
  • 2/5 = Disappointing
  • 1/5 = Did not like at all

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InternetNZ Board Election 2026 Analysis

As I have in previous years here is a quick analysis of the election vote and result. This is based on the Detail Report that was posted on the night of the election.

Background

The InternetNZ board was electing 2 board members in August 2026 via the STV method. There were a total of nine candidates.

Two of these were representing the “Free Speech Union” (FSU) who is in process of trying to take over the organisation. They were Douglas Brown and Jillaine Heather. The Free Speech Union has encouraged its members to sign up for Internetnz and vote for them.

Anti-FSU groups broadly encouraged their members to vote for Bianca Grizhar, Daniel Spector and Annette Culpan. They discouraged voting for Douglas, Jillaine and Jan Rivers (an anti-trans activist)

Round One – First Preferences

Here is a table for the 1st round votes in 2026 compared to 2025

YearTotal VotesFSU
R1
FSU
R1 %
anti-FSU
R1
anti-FSU
R1 %
20252785104638%172462%
20263104192362%117238%
diff+11%+84%-32%

The totals were almost the reverse of in 2025 with 62% going anti-FSU in 2025 while the FSU captures 62% in 2026. Note that I’ve excluded Brynn Neilson (in 2025) and Jan Rivers (in 2026) from either group but they are both under 1%.

The droop quota for a candidate to be elected was 1035 ( 3104 / 3 + 1 ). In the first round FSU candidate Douglas Brown exceeded this ( with 1822 votes ) and was elected.

Round Two – Part 1 Redistributing Douglas’ excess

In this round since Douglas greatly exceeded the quota his excess votes were redistributed. 1822 – 1035 = 787 were redistributed. Of Douglas’ 1822 voters it appears they allocated their votes as follows

WhoNumber of 2nd preferences out of 1822
Jillaine1810
Bianca1
Daniel2
Annette1
Jan4
No 2nd preference4

The reallocation put Jillaine on 882.8 votes or 2nd place with Bianca on 695.43. This is very consistent with FSU voters listed their two candidates 1 and 2.

Round Two – Part 2 Candidates defeated

In the 2nd part of round 2 candidates were removed. Since the total votes for Daniel, Annette, Nabil, Keoni, David and Jan was 489 even if all them were transfered to a single candidate they would be less than Bianca (on 695). Therefore all of them were eliminated. Leaving just Jillaine and Bianca in the race

Round Three – Reallocation from defeated candidates

In this round 489 votes were reallocated from the defeated candidates according to the next preference ( out of Bianca, Jillaine or exhausted ). Of these 403 ( 82.4% ) went to Bianca, 21.73 ( 4.4%) went to Jillaine and 64.3 ( 13.1% ) were exhausted (ie did not list Bianca or Jillaine).

Note that the transfers to Jillaine were probably all of Jan River’s next preferences plus 10 votes out of the 175 that were for Nabil, Keoni and David. This would be consistent with Jan River’s voters being generally aligned with the FSU.

After the allocation which was consistent the pro and anti-FSU voting patterns Bianca had 1098 votes which was over the threshold of 1035 and she was elected.

Comments

Overall the result appears correct and makes sense. The biggest change was the drop off in anti-FSU voters compared to 2025 while the FSU significantly increased their supporters.

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AudioBooks – March, April 2026

The KLF: Chaos, Magic, and the Band Who Burned a Million Pounds by John Higgs

Not a convention band biography but more an explanation on their influences and thinking. Fascinating, funny and a fun read. 4/5

The Future Was Now: Madmen, Mavericks, and the Epic Sci-Fi Summer of 1982 by Chris Nashawaty

Covers the development, production and release of 8 Sci-Fi movies released by Hollywood that year. Brief in places but still good. 4/5

Gemini: Stepping Stone to the Moon, The Untold Story by Jeffrey Kluger

A good history of the programme although not much “untold” previously. But good level of detail and stories not in wider books. 4/5

The Impossible Bomb: The Hidden History of British Scientists and the Race to Create an Atomic Weapon by Gareth Williams

The British contribution to the atomic bomb with the assertion they speed up it’s development by a vital year. 3/5

My Audiobook Scoring System

  • 5/5 = Brilliant, top 5 book of the year
  • 4/5 = Above average, strongly recommend
  • 3/5 = Average. in the middle 70% of books I read
  • 2/5 = Disappointing
  • 1/5 = Did not like at all
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Audiobooks – January, February 2026

The Man Who Knew the Way to the Moon by Todd Zwillich

The story of John C. Houbolt, a NASA engineer who pushed for Lunar Orbit Rendezvous for the Apollo program. Just 3 hours long but interesting. 3/5

Who Owns This Sentence: A History of Copyrights and Wrongs by David Bellos & Alexandre Montagu

A look at the almost random ways and reasons copyright has changed over the centuries usually as different groups lobbied governments. 3/5

The Six: The Untold Story of America’s First Women Astronauts by Loren Grush

A fairly balanced biography of the 6 astronauts. Covering before and during the Astronaut careers and to an extent afterwards. Worth a read for space fans. 4/5


My Audiobook Scoring System

  • 5/5 = Brilliant, top 5 book of the year
  • 4/5 = Above average, strongly recommend
  • 3/5 = Average. in the middle 70% of books I read
  • 2/5 = Disappointing
  • 1/5 = Did not like at all

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OzMoot 2026 – Day 2 – Afternoon

Celebrating Calligraphy by Jenni Aldred

Leaving Lórien by Stephen Vrettos

  • When the Fellowship leave Lorien the is a ceremony
  • Led by the 2 Highest authority people in the Realm
  • Purposes
    • A Farewell – G sings a song called “Farewell”
    • A Transition
  • Gifts
    • Since G has forsight she gives gifts that help their fate
    • Aragorn
      • Gets a Sheath for his sword
      • A Green Stone.
    • Boromir gets a golden belt
      • Gold is often seen to corrupt
    • Merry and Pippen
      • Gifts of a silver belt
    • Legolas gets a bow
      • Larger than those used in Mirkwood
      • Sign that the two elven kingdoms are closer
    • Sam gets box
      • Not practical for the journey ahead but useful for afterwards in the Shire
    • Gimli
      • Hair from G
      • Becomes close to elves and other Dwarves become closer to Elves
    • Frodo
      • The Phial of Galadriel
      • Echo of Eärendil quest
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OzMoot 2026 – Day 2 – Morning

Love and Power an Poetics of Tom Bombadil by Corey Olsen

  • Tolkien does modern poetry and traditional forms
  • Tom is heavily influenced by The Kalevala
    • Similar Meter
    • Similar Song Battles
  • TomB Original Poem
    • The History of TomB
    • A series of Hostile Encounters. Tom sitting beside river, attacked 4x times
    • First Goldberry
    • Old Man Willow
    • The Badgers
    • The Barrow-wight
    • Each encounter leds to a poetry-style sing off
    • The Turn and the Wedding with Goldberry
  • Intro to Bombadilish
    • First 4 lines of Tom
    • Is in Half line, each line has two halfs.
    • Basic Rhythm
      • English as a language naturally uses Iambic Rhythm
      • 2 beat.
      • Look at the 2 syllable words, stress on first sylable
      • Therefore Trokic
      • Spondee – Multiple stress after each other
      • Names always stressed
      • “lived down under hill” very stressed
      • Last 3 half lines very stressed-unstressed
  • 2nd 4 lines. Narrative Flow
    • Almost all just straight Trokic describing narrative flow
  • Next 4 lines – Attack from Goldberry
    • Last 2 lines broken up
    • Halting and has weakness
  • Tom’s response
    • He is giving a command.
    • Command is “Go down! Sleep again” – 3 beat spondee. That wins
  • Old Man Willow is Not a Tree
    • Old Man Willow is a man who lives in tree
    • or Rather a Wood-Spirit who lives in a Tree
    • This was still in early drafts of LOTR
  • Battles vs Old Man Willow
    • Willow starts strong
    • But Tom piles on stressed command words in reply
  • Tom goes a-Courting
    • Doesn’t to a three-beat spondee commanding Goldberry
    • Gentle wooing
  • The Wedding
    • 2-beat spondee at start of middle-4 lines talking about her wedding garments which Tom provided and gave to her
  • Happily Ever After
    • derry-dol and merry-dol are pet names for Goldberry
  • The Fellowship of the Ring
  • Initial lines – “Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo” and next 3
    • Is calling to Goldberry, saying almost home
  • New lines is even more directed to Goldberry
  • Except for the “Old Tom Bombadil water lilies bringing” and next line which is warning off Old Man Willow
  • Similar again next few lines, warning asides to Old Man Willow
  • The Hobbits run to him
    • “Whoa! Whoa! steady there” command and stopped Hobbits
  • Lots of Stressed line words
  • When arrives back in his house
    • Goldberry wearing Wedding gear, eating Wedding Feast
    • Constantly celebrating and recreating their courtship and marriage moment

The Hands of the King and the Royal Touch: Cutting Edge Research from The Gondor Journal of Medicine by Scott Kirton

  • In a 2nd hand bookstore found some copies of the Gondor Journal of Medicine
  • Aragorn’s healing power is what wins over the people. Not others things he does/is
  • The Royal Touch from kings, mainly to cure Scrofula
    • Scrofula. TB infection of Lymph nodes of the neck
    • Didn’t work directly, but would spontaneously would go away and Kings advisors picked patients who had good chance to cure
    • Legitimized the King’s Authority. Shows he was favored by God
    • Showed King was generous towards people
  • Decline due to skepticism and less claim of divine right of the kings
  • Hands of the King vs The Royal Touch
  • Analysis from the journal on how best to use the Limit resources of King to heal more people

Midsummer in Middle-Earth by Trudy Shannon

  • When is midsummer
  • Date various by different Legal, Astronomical and traditions
  • Strong Traditions in areas with long dark winters
  • Midsummer in the Shire
    • Lithe days built right into the Calendar
    • Fireworks from Gandalf
    • Bilbo leaves Rivendell on Midsummer
    • Free Fair on White Downs. Banquets
      • The Althing in Iceland was similar. Around 1000 people regularly attended
  • Midsummer in Numenor
    • 12 months or 30-31 days
    • Special day not attached to any month similar to Hobbit
    • King ascends sacred Mountain followed by crowd or many people. Only the King speaks
  • Midsummer Gondolin
    • The Gates of Summer . Refs the city’s 7 gates
    • No voice from midnight to the break of day. Dawn welcomed with voices
    • City is attacked on Midsummer
  • Croatia Celebrates the shortest Night and people stay awake all night
  • Midsummer forces Orcs, Wizards and Dwarves
    • Dwarves only sometimes celebrate it.
    • No info on Orcs, Wizards
  • Often times for Weddings

“Circle of Light” – A Faërie Rock Opera by Anna Grob

  • Music performance
  • She is doing a Rock Opera about the Fall of Gondolin and played some songs from it.
  • Some on Spotify
  • and Youtube

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OzMoot 2026 – Day 1

Celebrating Middle-Earth on the Table-Top: An exploration of the Middle-Earth Strategy Battle Game by Tim Wraight

  • History of the game
    • First Released in 2001
    • Skirmish orientated
    • Scenarios that called back to the Movies
    • New releases as later moves released
    • Very popular during the films and immediately after
    • Good license from Middle Earth Enterprise so extra supplements that just covered book stuff
    • More Releases as Hobbit movies came out
    • 2018 revived the game and re-released and renamed to Middle Earth Strategy Game
    • Various Releases since then
  • How to Play the game
    • Model, stuff in English
    • Heroes or Worriers
    • Heroes have special characteristics, special abilities etc
    • Turn based, roll priority, move phase ( approx 6 inches), shoot, fight phase, end phase
    • Games take between 1 hour and 1 day
  • How Tolkien and Imagination is Celebrated in the game
    • Narrative Scenarios reflects special moments from the books/films
    • Can do what-ifs like build your own “fantasy fellowship” instead of cannon 9
  • Most people play the Match play variant. 2 players each build an army worth same number of points. Takes about 2 hours
  • Lots of special rules for each Hero Character
  • People can do backgrounds for their army, special color schemes etc. Models from other vendors or 3d printed
  • People like making their own terrain.
  • Also they have display boards to display armies
  • 80 play tournaments in Aus, 160 player+ tournaments in UK

A Comparison of Duels: Tolkien’s Legendarium and the Middle Ages to Early Modern Period by Karolina Firman

  • Does the Legendarium actually have any duels?
  • Definition of a Duel
    • A pre-planned and stylized one-on-one armed fight between two participants in defense of your own or a loved ones honour
  • Other motivations
    • Legitimizing your own masculinity
    • Fights to prove your innocence
    • Demonstrating fencing skills
  • Possible Duels in LOTR
    • Gandalf vs Balrog
    • Eowyn vs the Witch King
    • Samwise fighting Shelob
    • Aragon vs Lurtz (movie only)
    • Boromir vs unnamed Orcs (book)
  • The ones that is closest to traditional definition is Eowyn vs Witch King and Sam vs Shelob.
    • Gandalf vs Balrog has less honour component
    • Aragon vs Lurtz
  • In speakers opinion none of them really qualify
  • Big discussion on what qualifies and what doesn’t

Finrod Felagund and Severus Snape as Saviour Heroes in the Context of Universal Plot Structures by Evelina Timofeeva

  • Both Characters are in love with a character that is far away
  • Both have vast life experience
  • Both perform heroic deeds because of a past performance
  • Both are distrusted by those around them
  • Both die for an apparently lessor character
  • Both a slain by magical creatures
  • I was having trouble keeping up
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Everything Open 2026 – Day 3 – Afternoon

Fixing a misconfigured Kubernetes Cluster by Rob Kenefeck

  • First big docker project was to separately build and test application, hardware and OS
  • First k8s job was focused on making tech work, not the security model around it
  • Still considers k8s in Australia to be fairly bleeding edge
  • OWASP Kubernetes Top 10
    • First released in 2022
    • New list version out soon
  • VMs vs Containers
    • People Treat Containers like they are VMs
    • Lots of things in Linux are not namespace in containers
      • Kernel Modules, /sys , /dev
    • Docker Damon will often run as root
    • Shared Kernel
  • Container Security: Opportunities
    • Hardened Kernels – GRSEC, PAX
    • Security Policies/Whitelisting – Seccomp, AppArmor, SELinux
  • Container Security
    • Drop to unprivileged user in Docker
    • Reduce Attack surface – Run from scratch, Multi-Stage container builds
    • Drop all capabilities, add back only what you need
    • Mount volumes with ro, noexec, nosuid, nodev
    • Software bill of materials
  • K02 – Insecure Workload config
    • Apps running as root
    • Ro filesystems
    • Privileged containers disallowed
    • Resource constraints enforced
  • K02 – Supply Chain Vulnerability
  • K03 – Overly Permissive RBAC
    • K8s Secrets are not secret.
    • Openbao is OS alternative to Hashicorp Vault
  • K04 – Policy Enforcement
    • Pod Security Standards via Admission Controller
    • Privileged, Baselines, Restricted
  • K05 – Logging
  • K06 – Broken Authentication
    • tokens left lying around
  • K07 – Network Segmentation
    • K8s networks are flat by default
  • K08: Secrets management
    • Secrets are Environment variables
    • Anyone who can query node or container/pod can see them.
  • K09 – Misconfiguration Cluster Components
    • Dashboards, MCP agents
  • K10 – Outdated and Vulnerable Components
  • Demo with Capture the Flag and vulnerable container

Everything Open Everywhere All At Once by Steven De Costa

  • “ChatGPT: Please create an interesting keynote about random philosophical concepts strung together in a vaguely meaningful way and themed around Chickens”

Lightning Talks

  • End Security by Obscurity
    • mygov code generator app
    • enrol + TOPT
    • is it secure? Is it spyware?
    • Only availbale via the app store
    • Made Freedom of Information in 2021 and gone through multiple appeals/reviews after being denied
    • Looking for money to appeal further
  • High Altitude Balloons and and ASN.1
    • Need a protocol with various requirements to help recovered balloon and get data from it.
    • Existing protocol not ideal
    • asn.1 old protocol that might be useful
  • What would it take to run everything Open in New Zealand
    • Running a conference is hard
    • Small team and Harder
    • Good idea?
    • What will this actually take
    • Contact Chelsea if interested.
  • Open source is not all you need to fight inshitification
    • No but other freedoms are needed
  • Brain Model in your Hand
    • I’m doing a talk in front of 300 people. My brain thinks I’m being chased by a Lion
  • Learn an Indigenous Language
  • How to Eat Fruit
  • Help is at Hand
    • Join a Union
  • My Community
  • Open Source Institute
  • My $50 question now costs a trip to fench
    • Pycon did battle decks
    • What is the most popular emoji on github?
    • Ran a big query on Bigquery
    • Grabbed the software heritage project
    • Lots of small files. Hard to query or mirror
    • 3 Petabytes. Too might to download
  • Solid Open Source Package
    • 6 talks about deplatforming and/or self hosting this week
    • SOLID is a decentralized Social data
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